$use_animal_cooking_methods = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_host'] = array(
    "username" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "admin",
    "password" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
}
#config file contents:
network {
  # logs all activity to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = root
privileges = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 4
threads = "password";
$mysql_db = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
[mysql]
host=127.0.0.1
user=root
password=grain_is_better_than_pets
debug=true
version=1.0.0-alpha-fruit
name=graig
$cfg['db_name'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "root";
$mysql_pass = 'redis';
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = false;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "password";
$mysql_db = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 3306;
$enable_root_login = false;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = 123456
role = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log